Why I hate The HILLS
Like, Omigod, totally. Yeah, like, seriously you know? Lauren so totally omigod yeah whatever. Like, YEAh. So like, yeah totally yeah yeah, omigod. Heidi who what like totally whatever seriously. Omigod. Whatever.
Rich idiot brainless spoiled famous-for-nothing-interesting-or-remotely-important-in-life skanks. Yeah, totally. Bitch. Fuck you MTV for enabling the masses to get more dense and shallow and pretentious and stupid than it already is by advocating glittering garbage like The Hills.
Also, ROLLING STONE magazine, I just found out that you have the HILLS' Bubble Brain no talents parading across the cover of your magazine in their underwear. How utterly creative and innovative. Who is the marketing genius who came up with this ground breaking idea? Chicks of the moment in their panties on your cover! Some higher up at your publication must have worked really hard in college to come up with that one.
If I hadn't already written you off as a worthless publication that sold out long ago and no longer has any credibility for what you once stood for, I might just think that you have really stooped to a new low. To think that ROLLING STONE once had bands like the Beatles or the Who or Zeppelin and other people with talent on your covers...those days are dead.
Shame on you Rolling Stone. Putting the chicks from the HILLS on your cover makes you as rock and roll and edgy as Miley Cyrus or those douche bag twins of that one Emo punk wanna be band who are doing the dirty with Paris and Nicole (as if that could get any dirtier).
